14 April 2011


Bzzzzzz. For the past few days I keep hearing the buzzing of a fly every hour or so when I'm sat in my living room. It's driving me mad. I can't find the pesky little critter. It sounds like it's coming from the window. I thought maybe it was trapped between the window and the net curtain but no. It's no where to be seen. It's like it's cloaked.

It's really loud. I can barely concentrate on eating cake sometimes. I'm worried it might be a killer African bee also. The kind of bee Vince Cable thinks has a perfect right to be hear and kill me. What's the life expectancy of blue bottles and killer bees? Will I still be sane or even alive by the time old age carries the thing off to insect heaven?

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