If you’re reading this I’m afraid it’s because I have passed on, and not before time.
All of how I felt about life and death is well documented on this blog and the old one (http://voyporustedes.blogspot.com/) for all to see so I’ll spare you a lengthy grandiose philosophical goodbye speech.
You should all know for the most part I enjoyed my life, but am glad it’s over now. In truth my life ended some months ago. Had it continued any longer I would simply have died of boredom.
“Judge a man by the company he keeps.” Who said that? Someone clever. Whenever I experienced any kind of crisis of conscience about the kind of person I was, I just reminded myself of the company I kept. I always had such awesome friends…surely, they couldn’t all be wrong?
They probably won’t make a movie of my life, but I want to thank you all for the parts you played in my story. It could so easily have been a painfully depressing straight to DVD waste of everyone’s time and money, instead you made it at least as good as anything Keanu Reeves was in and for that I thank you all from the bottom of blackened heart.
Right, I better go.
Via con dios, mis amigos, be careful out there.