Yet another Premier League footballer has taken out a so-called "Super-Injunction" to prevent the sordid details of his private life from reaching the vulnerable ears of his heroes on the terraces.
Not only can the papers not reveal the details, they can't even reveal there are details to reveal. We here at La Boca de la Cueva received a secret dossier last night detailing the appalling sexual habits of one of the most high profile players in the country. I've been given permission to post his picture so long as I disguise his features.
In other news Wayne Rooney didn't play today as he has a "virus." Poor lamb.
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