Filf

I find it depressing that Will's mum from the Inbetweeners is considered a sexy older woman....a MILF as the kids say.

She's two years older than me.! If I had children that would mean I'd qualify as a FILF! I do have nice eyes I suppose and schoolgirls wanking over (pictures of) me isn't that unpleasant a notion, but still..time flies doesn't it? It seems like only yesterday I was explaining to my school chums just what I'd do to Cherie Lunghi if I got my hands on her.

So that's it I'm old then, I'm officially allowed to wear slippers. I'm an older sexy man. Fine.