25 January 2012


The loungewear Gods have forsaken me. My awesome onesie arrived today, but it's too small!! Never before in the history of shopping has something been too small for me. I've had to ship it back to the Netherlands. I might not get it's replacement until next week now.

I don't think any amount of trifle eaten from between Kirsty Youngs still remarkably pert breasts could ease my sorrow. I won't know for sure until I try of course. Let me get my spoon.

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