11 November 2010

A crushing defeat

I crush your hand

This Jonathon Duhamel fella who's just gone and won the WSOP main event, he's a funny old fella isn't he? I mean all those silly Canadians in Quebec who think they're French are funny, but this dude especially so.

He reminds me of the "crush your head" guy from The Kids in the Hall only slightly more weird. So anyway have you seen it yet? I've spoiled it for you anyway if you haven't. This whole A-7 6-bet shove business..I've run the numbers through my computron and the lab boys have analysed the data and the conclusions are that he shouldn't have done it.

These t'internet whipper-snappers just can't wait to get up in the morning to 6-bet someone. Calm down that's why I always say. The boy Cheong was the best player at that table, but he's gone and ruined his chances of poker immortality by being unable to not 6-bet a French Canadian.

There's a lesson in this for all of us; When you're up against a French Canadian Peachy, if at first you don't succeed, by all means try again, but then fold...fold like young Ochi Kasinowi, reigning professional origami champion 2010 and three time winner of the Japanese envelope filling championships. And of course, this applies to all walks of life, not just poker..I'm just not sure how.

Aaaaargh raise you, you Mercan pig dog

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