Told you..I'm best

Exclusive my arse...excuse me News of the World, I broke this story about a week ago on this very blog.

If I could just direct you to this post: Another Premier League Scandal

Save your 50p or however much these comics cost these days, I've got all the news you need right here.

I've got another story currently being verified by my sources involving a certain bad tempered Scottish tennis player which makes for very interesting reading indeed and probably won't appear in the papers until the player himself has revealed all in a best selling ghost written autobiography entitled "Juice" or something and serialised in the Sun after his retirement. Makes Agassi look like a tee-totaller.

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