So I'm back from Waterstone's and my attempts at making mischief were only half successful. I was able to place Tony Blair's memoirs in the Fiction section, but a second attempt at placing another copy in the Self-Help section failed as I was rumbled by a member of Staff.
"Shall I put that back for you?" she said as I was fixing to take a photograph. "No, it's OK it's fine where it is" says I. "It doesn't belong here" says she. "Course it does, Self-Help..can I just take a picture?" I pleaded. "No."
I suspect they're getting a bit tired of this game at the Witney branch of Waterstone's. Anyway, I grow tired myself, I'm due a snooze so I'll bid you good-day.
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