14 April 2011

Twat.



Has Vince Cable been checking the sell by date on his hummus? This weird and quite mad sandal wearing swinger claims that David Cameron's speech about mass immigration being a bad thing will risk inflaming extremism.

This is bullshit in many ways. First and foremost of course because David Cameron does not believe his own speech and would be quite happy to see the country over-run with as many urchins as possible from everywhere so long as they don't speak a word of English and have any intentions of paying tax.

But let's assume David Cameron was being sincere and take Vince Cable's criticisms at face value. Who cares if extremists are annoyed? They're extremists. By definition they're nutters, they get upset over things they shouldn't. they're always annoyed because you could never offer them everything they want to stop them whining and still have a country that would last five minutes without destroying itself.

If it was reasonable people getting upset and rioting in the street, if it was people who usually spend their afternoons watching Countdown or tackling tricky crosswords, then Cameron might have cause to think again, but if he's only upsetting extremists there's no problem.

Vince Cable is forgetting there are extremists on opposite sides of the crazy spectrum. We might have a troop of white hooded Klansman marching into the country gobbing tobaccy into spittoons and burning crosses if he made a speech explaining how Africans and Catholics are awesome and we should all have as many of both in our homes as we can safely house.

It's this almost phobic refusal to upset anyone, even absolute whackos, ..especially absolute whackos, that has tied this country into the social Gordian's knot it's in today. Where council leaflets have to be available in 130 languages to accommodate immigrants who would rather not adopt our language. Where pensioners can't display ornamental pigs on their window sills in case a misogynistic Muslim walks past and gets all uppity. Where criminals can't be treated as criminals in case their human rights are contravened and where businesses employing more than 20 people must have at least four openly homosexual vegans and at least one amputee on staff.

If we're at risk from extremist terrorism, and I assume we're talking about Islamic terrorism, then not delivering speeches on immigration will not make one jot of difference. Especially not while we continue to bomb Islamic countries arbitrarily and not while Islam is treated with such exaggerated levels of respect.

This is what happens when you put people in charge of the country who don't have any meat in their diet. People who think it's OK for women to have thick arm pit hair and to make love in front of their children. People who think absolutely everyone is equal in all demonstrable ways and anyone who doesn't think this way is simply narrow minded and delirious from the volume of undigested red meat inching it's way through miles of clogged intestines.

The country has many more things destroying it rather more efficiently than bombs on buses. Vince Cable for example. Twat.

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